I’m currently listening to: The Hold Steady - Boys & Girls in America - First Night
I would like to preface this sincere (but admittedly ridiculous) post by promising all of you that I am not kidding. It’s sad, I know. Judge me later.
As some of you who are close to me may be aware, I have used the exact same model of pencil since my sophomore year of high school. In fact, I have used the exact same color of this model of pencil since that point in time. Over the years, this pencil has become a comfort for me. When I go to do work where I did not bring my own pencil– it feels different– I notice it every time. You can ask my sister about this; every time my mother would come home with a bulk package of these pencils, in an assorted array of colors, I would immediately choose out all of the blue pencils, and leave the rest for my family. It has always been this way, in fact when I left for college my mother bought me my own package of the pencils, and I have since lent away all of the other colored pencils, and kept only the blue ones. Unfortunately, it appears that this year my stock was not replenished. I have only two of these precious pencils left, and both are lacking an eraser and have just one stick of lead.
Today I visited Walgreens, with the hope of refilling my stash. However, to my shock, Walgreens does not appear to carry this model (in any color!). I was offended to say the least. I admit, I have bought a few inferior pencils, in case it comes to the worst. However, I am now petitioning my sister, please send me some more pencils. I know that we probably have a ridiculous supply of them hidden somewhere in the house. I will pay you back for the shipping, but I am dead serious when I say that it would make my week if I were to receive an ample supply of these pencils sometime in the near future.
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I hate to break this to you… but you’re seriously crazy.
I stole them all from your room when I cleaned it this summer. I took not only the other colors, but the blue ones too. HEHE!
P.S. How made would you be if I sent you a package of pencils and they were every color but blue?
I would weep for hours.
You’re a fool. You should know by now that the only real pencil worth buying is the Mirado Black Warrior. All of those mechanical pencils are pathetic in comparison to the Warrior!
Besides, in my experience, the Mirado Black Warrior eraser (or there’s one other, it’s the recycled something one) are far superior to the mechanical pencil erasers I’ve used.
NO! Keep your heresy off of my site blog! The white eraser on the tip of the Bic GripMatic is vastly superior to the crap on the end of a Black Warrior. Although I must admit, when forced to use a non-mechanical pencil I would choose a Mirado Black Warrior.
I don’t like mechanical pencils.