For those of you who are sitting around looking for something to read, I thought I would share a bit of humor. AJ reminded me on Friday of this classic post about coffee shops. While I was ridiculously pretentious, you have to admit that its fun to look back at and laugh.
As for group reading. I am considering some Catch 22, Slaughterhouse 5, and depressive stuff like that. If it is uplifting, I will uplift you from your chair and help you find the door. We don’t want that crap here. As for the reading ability, I can understand some trouble from time to time. We all have our days, and even I stumble over words. However, sometimes enough is enough. If my deceased dog can read better than you, you have a problem. I will be happy to call SYLVAN they have a learning center for people like you.
I think that part is my favorite. In a post demanding intelligence from my readers, I use the word “depressive” instead of “depressing.” I’m a winner.
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“I will be happy to call SYLVAN they have a learning center for people like you.”
SYLVAN isn’t an acronym, nor should it be upper-case.
There should be a comma after “SYLVAN.”
And I only clarify that Sylvan is not an acronym because it’s in all-caps.
I also love how I choose to underline the book titles, because I wasn’t smart enough to know that I could also put them in italics.
Despite your grammatical errors, I would like to point out that that post is very funny! It makes me laugh to this day. You were such and angry, cynical high schooler.
I would also like to point out that people are still commenting on your Shirtless Benji Madden post… That is awesome!
Yeah. You had a lot of rage.