For those of you who are sitting around looking for something to read, I thought I would share a bit of humor.  AJ reminded me on Friday of this classic post about coffee shops.  While I was ridiculously pretentious, you have to admit that its fun to look back at and laugh.

As for group reading. I am considering some Catch 22, Slaughterhouse 5, and depressive stuff like that. If it is uplifting, I will uplift you from your chair and help you find the door. We don’t want that crap here. As for the reading ability, I can understand some trouble from time to time. We all have our days, and even I stumble over words. However, sometimes enough is enough. If my deceased dog can read better than you, you have a problem. I will be happy to call SYLVAN they have a learning center for people like you.

I think that part is my favorite.  In a post demanding intelligence from my readers, I use the word “depressive” instead of “depressing.”  I’m a winner.